Make An Author Of You

Let's get down to business
To complete those fics
Whether they're filled with sadness
Or overflowing with ships
It's late
And you have writer's block
But you can bet
Before we're through
Miss, I'll make an Author
Of you

Tranquil as a ship fic
But an angst within
Once you find your OTP
You are sure to win
It's cold and you don't
feel like it
But there are people waiting on you
Somehow I'll make an Author
Of you

I'm never gonna handle
these feels
Say good-bye to my
social life
Boy, was I a fool for not taking
that prompt
This guy's got 'em
down pat
Hope he doesn't think
I'm rubbish
Now I really wish that I'd
had some sleep last night

(Be an Author)
We must be swift as
the gripping drama
(Be an Author)
With all the force
of a great Thriller
(Be an Author)
With all the strength
of a raging Murder
Mysterious as the
hundreds of AU's

Time is racing toward us
till the fic's are due
Write until the sun rise
and you might get through
You're not suited for
this fandom war
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make an Author
of you?

(Be an Author)
We must be swift as
the gripping drama
(Be an Author)
With all the force
of a great Thriller
(Be an Author)
With all the strength
of a raging Murder
Mysterious as the
hundreds of AU's

(Be an Author)
We must be swift as
the gripping drama
(Be an Author)
With all the force
of a great Thriller
(Be an Author)
With all the strength
of a raging Murder
Mysterious as the
hundreds of AU's